On the 1st day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
A candle in a TV.

On the 2nd day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 3rd day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 4th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 5th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 6th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 7th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven Guitar Heroes, six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 8th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight Chucks are Manning, seven Guitar Heroes, six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 9th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine - bust a rhyme, eight Chucks are Manning, seven Guitar Heroes, six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 10th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten gallons of ham sauce, nine - bust a rhyme, eight Chucks are Manning, seven Guitar Heroes, six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 11th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven dogs and children, ten gallons of ham sauce, nine - bust a rhyme, eight Chucks are Manning, seven Guitar Heroes, six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.

On the 12th day of Thankmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve days of Thankmas, eleven dogs and children, ten gallons of ham sauce, nine - bust a rhyme, eight Chucks are Manning, seven Guitar Heroes, six pack from Barry, five names of Sergio, four pregnant women, three Page girls, two Asian fools, and a candle in a TV.